“Switzerland works perfectly. That is precisely the problem.”Entering the cage
Switzerland, The Golden Cage
Switzerland works perfectly. That is precisely the problem.

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English edition in Kindle, paperback and hardcover. Also available to order from bookshops. Paperback ISBN-13: 979-8175801935. German edition: Die Schweiz, der goldene Käfig. Italian and French editions on the way.
A one-minute introduction to the book, presented by an AI-generated avatar.
What is the book about?
I went to Zurich for three months. I stayed for eight years. This book is what happened in between.
Put like that, it sounds like a story about work. And, in part, it is: there’s all the vocabulary I learnt the hard way, the sort in which ‘optimise’ means someone is about to lose their job. But there’s also a son, a marriage that ended, a night involving the police and a weekend behind bars. The last two had not featured in the itinerary. And a country that smiles as it presents you with an eye-watering bill.
It is also a reflection on men’s place in contemporary society, drawn from my own experience: fatherhood, the weight of expectations, vulnerability, and the search for an identity when you lose your bearings, at work as well as in your private life. Because a man is expected to hold it together. Preferably without making a fuss.
What genre is it?
On paper: a memoir. I call it a bureaucratic comedy. There are plenty of laughs. Then, at some point, you remember it actually happened.
Inside the cage
This is not a book against Switzerland.
It is much more complicated.
After more than ten years in France, arriving in Zurich felt like a system upgrade: more order, more precision, less room for the unexpected. Then efficiency began to reveal its real talent—turning comfort into a form of training.
Switzerland, The Golden Cage explores work, bureaucracy, culture, and integration through the eyes of an outsider. With statistics precise enough to sound serious and sarcasm serious enough to become statistical.
From the book
Four passages. No neutrality.
“Comfort does not reward you. It trains you.”Efficiency
“Paradise existed. It was written in Arial.”Bureaucracy
“The system guarantees continuity, not destination.”The system
Latest from the cage
The book ends.
Switzerland continues.
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Two cities, two philosophies, and one question: where does one suffer more punctually?
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Putting a national legend on the right track with numbers, delays and missed connections.
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Hardcover
German edition
Die Schweiz, der goldene Käfig
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Svizzera, la gabbia dorata
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French edition
La Suisse, cage dorée
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